distant memory

a distant memory is a memory that feels like a blur or unreal
it can also mean a memory that happened a while ago

Mom: The memories of the fair feel distant
Daughter: Right, its a distant memory!

by 2wsertfyguh September 22, 2022

Stalker Memory

Having the amazing ability to recollect random inane memories or facts with great detail.

Person 1: "That guy has stalker memory"
Person 2: "What do you mean?"
Person 1: "He remembers the smallest details about everything, even stuff that I forgot about myself.

by Tatsel24 July 28, 2013

memory spasm

The twitching reaction one gets when a person, place, or thing triggers an embarrassing flashback.

When I try to look for a baby pic for a TBT in my family's photo albums, I get so many fucking memory spasms.

by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch June 8, 2015

Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.

I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.

by bloodchills March 9, 2011

audiographic memory

When you can remember all the audible sounds you heard. This includes quotes, lyrics, gossip and various parts of conversations that you can later use to impress/ use against your boyfriend/girlfriend. But usually boyfriends. Guys cant use this much cause for some reason they tend to forget things which they should remember and just appear to be dumbass-es.

Me: Wow you have ummm an audiographic memory?!
Her: Haina?
Me: I know right!
Her: Hanh na :P

by Haze-o-lus June 13, 2011

a cursive memory

a very nice band from the beach, california. They have an indie/alternative vibe. You most likley know them from their music video "everything."

colin-guitar/vocals :)
mark-bass/keyboards :)
shaun-guitar/vocals :)
dillan-drums :)

"Hey, I got tickets for the a cursive memory concert."
"Killer."

by Jenny32434324234324 October 22, 2008

Movie Memory

when you are telling a story about your life when suddenly you realize that it was derived from a show or movie. NOT YOUR OWN LIFE. usually occurs within a person who has "no life"

Brad: hey dude, one time i had a crush on this girl named mary and i was at her house on prom night and got my penis caught in my zipper while i was...wait...nevermind, that was from the movie "all about mary".

Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of Movie Memory? You really need to get a life!

by NatGrimace July 4, 2009