dead man's flare gun

The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.

I just killed somebody with a BFG and this noob still rushed me with a dead man's flare gun.

by BottleLiving June 28, 2011

flaxseed oil

Utter bullshit. An obvious lie to cover up cheating that is doubly insulting because in addition to being dishonest, it assumes the listener is stupid or clueless.

"So, you spent the night with Teresa because you were studying together? You think I'm stupid? What kind of flaxseed oil excuse is that?"

by ErikaC October 27, 2007

flaremaster

a lively leperchaun who eats fire while standing on one foot

Hey Fred, look at that flaremaster, man can he balance!

by George is Irish May 16, 2006

Nebraska Flare

when you take a shit and it has chunks of corn in it.

Oh dude, I just took a poop that had some nebraska flare in it.

by creative explosion February 26, 2011

Drop a flare

Taking a shit, having a bowel movement.

I'll be back in a couple a minutes. Gotta go drop a flare.

by BillyBobElrod October 10, 2008

farse

The best british ska/skacore band i have ever heard!! And probably the most under-rated!! Recently split, But not before playing a legendary sell-out last gigg at the Birmingham Academy, wich quite literally kicked my ass.

Im sure they would have made it big, and hope they do well in whatever they put their minds to.

Farse inspires me

www.farse.co.uk

by Joe March 22, 2004

Flare jeans with Cow boy boots

A look often defined as "Sexy".

Daaaaang, mater! Dis hurre chap gots him some Flare jeans with Cow boy boots. YEEEEEEHAW!

by CowboyBilly December 23, 2010