flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.

Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.

by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

flake watch

watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.

I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.

by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010

Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!

by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017

flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.

"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

flake finding

The act of finding dandruff flakes in different areas of your scalp using your nail

I didn't learn much in 4th grade because I was in the back of the room, flake finding for the most part

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

flake flake floomph

A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground.

Dude, you just floated a flake flake floomph.

by Brian April 15, 2003

Flake Case

A person, typically Christian, who is your friend at first but then forgets about you, commits to other people when they're bored, show their interest in those people until they get bored with them and someone "more awesome" comes along. They normally talk about how much they "love" you but never act on it, because Jesus is the only real person who will be their bff, even though they say everyone else will be.

My roommate is a flake case. I used to be friends with her but now she pushed me away. Boo.

by Former Friend August 2, 2008