Nuclear Fix

The nuclear industries (aka nuclear fascists) policy of donating massive amounts of money to insure that all levels of Government support Nuclear Energy to protect their market share despite it's enormous environmental RISK of yet another Fukushima, instead of supporting less expensive, NON RISKY Eco Friendly Solar energy.

Despite the public demanding decommissioning of their old leaking reactor, replacing it with lower cost, safer solar energy, the nuclear fix was in and the Politicians all voted for upgrading the old problematic nuclear reactor while also extending its license 20 years!

by CaptD August 29, 2012

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Getting fixed

Getting high on drugs or alcohol

Getting laid is like getting fixed

by La Big Mamma February 21, 2009

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Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

by JonnyBass April 20, 2008

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big fixed

Big Fixed is when you log into a Windows server to perform maintenance and you're immediately asked to reboot. This is due to the BigFix application applying patches and being super lame.

I just logged into that server and got big fixed!

by deebeerummer February 11, 2010

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Magpie fix

A quick, often temporary, sense of satisfaction a person feels after seizing an opportunity to buy the latest and greatest bright shiny object that hits the market.

"My wife suffers from magpie syndrome and gets her 'magpie fix' when she sees bright shiny objects and then buys them."

"Chris gets his 'magpie fix' every time he uses his credit card"

by Maggie the Magpie December 17, 2009

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