Five-Finger Sally

The hand you use to masturbate with. It's basically your extremely useful girlfriend, Sally.

"Dude! Did that chick just stand you up?"

"Yeah...guess it's just me and five-finger Sally again tonight..."

by nightinthedark March 15, 2010

five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

Five Finger Slam

When you get angry at your woman and brutally ass fuck her with your fist.

If i catch you cheating on me your gonna get the five finger slam without any lube.

by Sneaux Bake August 17, 2008

Five Fingered Widow

Right Hand of a newly married man

So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018