the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003

by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019

We are human beings like fingers. One-handed fingers are all fingers, but their shape and size are different. The way humans think is different, though they are all human beings.
Every man likes to marry with a woman who resembles his mother, but not every man thinks like this; or we can say, five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.
by HADASH July 31, 2017

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

by isabel06 December 31, 2023

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
by agsftw12 May 28, 2018
