the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

Rosie Palm and Her Five Fingers

It's another funny saying that means to 'jack off', in other words.. masturbate.

rosie palm- the palm of your hand
5 fingers.. yea u already know

rosie palm and her five fingers are having fun in my brothers room.

by redneckdefintions April 25, 2020

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

Five Fingers Up

Five fingers up its like a have one bitch to the end his life

Yo, look dog. Landry throw five fingers up, he have one bitch to end his life

by traykaybaby September 15, 2022

Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate

Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window

by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020