blue yankee fitted

Recieving oral pleasure from a female, can be said or demonstrated by tipping a baseball cap and pointing to the female whom is to perform the duty

see getting capped off

"I'm not leaving this hoe house without gettin me some blue yankee fitted."

by Willy B January 2, 2005

The Fitted Hat

When you are engaged in sex and the man is wearing a fitted hat, he removes the hat, ejaculates in the hat, then places it on the ladies head.

I Came in Dis hat then put it on her head...Now she got "The Fitted Hat"

by J Babes March 1, 2009

Duel fisted boomstick

fistfull of boomstick but with two hands

jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow

by masterofrpg March 5, 2004

ham-fisted

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012

double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010

Ham Fisted

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.

After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.

by Yimmycat March 2, 2012

The Fainted Goat

A sexual act of domination. The girl finds a guy with alot of facial hair, preferably a goatee or a beard and begins to have intercourse with him. The girl puts on a strap on and begins giving it to the guy, pulling his facial hair vigorously. When the guy is about to cum the girl pulls out some chloroform and sticks it up his butt. (Chloroform is a chemical that causes fainting) The guy will faint and fall over and if the timing is right he will cum all over himself. The girl gets up and walks off leaving the lifeless, messy, hairy man on his own. Estrogen domination.

Never expect a call back from a guy whom "The Fainted Goat" was performed on.

by goatee31 September 24, 2010