Suprise feature

When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.

A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"

by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020

Feature Fuck

Fucking an individual purely based on one feature alone. Typically a large penis, round ass, big breasts or nice looking pussy but can manifest in other less common forms such as small hands, uncommon height, blowjob lips etc.

“Sure her face is a mess and she ain’t that hot but her ass is amazing, it was just a feature fuck”

by blilliam bleed October 27, 2020

Dick feature

the kind of person you would like to refer to as a Bellend or a ball bag, basically a feature of a dick

you're such a dick feature

by David Bowman the 152464th December 12, 2012

Genghis features

A nickname for a member of the Hazara tribe of Afghanistan. They are descendants of infamous Mongolian warlord, Genghis Khan and bear his Mongol features.

Hey look at that Genghis features over there. **points at old Hazara woman**

by Big Mick Hill April 2, 2023

panhandler feature

A software feature that provides little to no value to a user or was a formerly free software feature that now requires a paid subscription in order to access the same software capabilities.

The Twitter blue two factor authentication feature is such a panhandler feature.

by HackerNumber7 February 20, 2023

naked features

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.

This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.

There are so many naked features in your product that I have no f***ing idea how to start using it!

by 0b01000010 November 3, 2023

Greek Water Feature

When your going down on a woman and use your tongue to hit her g-spot and make her squirt into your mouth and you spit it out towards her face like a Greek statue fountain

He was going down on me last night and decided to Greek water feature me!

by Queef jerky 69 December 5, 2022