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celebrating the plus-size body image
In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.
by Hopkins21 March 23, 2019
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Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014
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famping

1 - the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as "eating face", but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. Can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd "dry noises" and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend's couch.

2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.

3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.

CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.
"Ew, what were Shirley and Blake doing in the movies last night?"
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."

"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."

"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."
by Papa Bell Hemps December 24, 2009
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facing it

the fine line in between fun and complete boredom. Usually occurs in groups; The act of having fun by being half-bored.
when you're floating in a semi-heated pool in eastern washington in september with everything but your face in the water...hugging the light in the pool for warmth with 3 of your friends... YOU'RE FACING IT.
by Ali Divanfard July 8, 2005
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Faming

When a celebrity appears in a photo or video taken with a regular person and the person is not aware of it. It's a form of photo bombing.

The dude doesn’t know Tom hanks, never met him never will!! Tom was sitting at a bar when he noticed this guy passed out. He went over and noticed the guy’s smart phone on the table. So he shot off a few pics and put the phone in the guys pocket!! Imagine waking up the next day and checking your phone!
Tom Hanks was faming this drunk guy by taking photos with him while he was passed out drunk
by Faming June 9, 2014
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fapping

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!
by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009
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Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.
"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."
by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010
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