The most dangerous creature known to man. It is a falcon that lives in the sea with a 8000 foot wing span, gills, and a fin. It can breath fire and shot laser out of its eyes. The Sea Falcons favorite food is kittens, lambs, babies, and humans. There is no such thing as night, just sea falcons flying. If anyone ever tells you that they have seen a sea falcon they are lying because they would be dead, the sea falcon sees you before you see it. The only way to kill a sea falcon is a gold bullet to a heart, but the catch is that they don't have hearts. The only other way to kill one is to make it listen to the entire Bleed America album by the band Jimmy Eat World, this has never been done.
by Nathan, the sex god, Matthews February 19, 2009
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Get the Captain Falcon mug.1. Military codename for a "Buddy Fucker", or "one who screws his or her buddies over".
1a. A person who weasels his or her way out of his duty, having his buddies pick up the slack for him.
1b. Someone who lets his or her buddies do all the work, while he or she sits on his ass.
1c. PVT. Timothy Patterson, and PV2. Carl McCall Jr.
1a. A person who weasels his or her way out of his duty, having his buddies pick up the slack for him.
1b. Someone who lets his or her buddies do all the work, while he or she sits on his ass.
1c. PVT. Timothy Patterson, and PV2. Carl McCall Jr.
"McCall is a fuckin' blue falcon...he is in sick call AGAIN today, and I have to carry his shit for the road march."
"Patterson bought a whole bunch of skittles and told the Drill Sargeant that it was us....BLUE FALCON!"
"Patterson bought a whole bunch of skittles and told the Drill Sargeant that it was us....BLUE FALCON!"
by Jack Sorrows October 8, 2007
Get the Blue Falcon mug.start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.
Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
by surprise baby March 30, 2009
Get the Surprise Falcon mug.Comes from the term Falcon Punch and munt. When someone is about to munt (vomit) they scream Falcon Munt! as loud as they can, and attempt to munt in the most impressive way they can (ie, uberprojectile).
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by Sonah Jmith January 9, 2009
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