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fake natty 

Someone who uses roids and gear but still claims to be natural
Yo, Mike O’Hearn is the biggest fake natty ever!!
fake natty by AllNattyGains May 30, 2018
To make a commitment to someone and then not follow through. Usually a broken promise.
After promising not to fart on her face, i compeletly faked on Lisa while she let me teabag her.
Faked by BeanGuillen May 18, 2011

Fakebook 

A digital pseudo-reality boasting your 'Real IP Address Self' has hundreds of close human 'friends' beyond those you actually have. Yet, the preponderance of these are anomalous entities, much like avatars or quintessences of the collective imagination of those involved. These pixel-meld hallucinations are typically of someone you have never met, never will, or even if you did, you wouldn't recognize each other, which proves the point entirely. 'Friends' are virtual, semi-actualized characters who 'liked' something you said in a lucid moment; are attracted to someone you resembled; were amused by a photo you posted; or related to purported fun or drama.

But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
Q: You spend all day on FakeBook! We never go out anymore!
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
Fakebook by ZeroG August 29, 2012

fake ICONiac 

A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks their a fan of any of the ICONic Boyz from ABDC season 6, when they really know nothing about them.
A fake ICONiac is someone who has a picture of Vincent Castronovo and labels it T-$, or a picture of Madison Alamia and labels is Jason Smith.
A fake ICONiac is someone who "supports" the ICONic Boyz because of their good looks.
A fake ICONiac is someone who calls T-$ fat.
A fake ICONiac is someone who doesn't support Vincent or Tony for leaving the group.
A fake ICONiac is someone who says they love the Boyz, but hates on some of the members.
A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks the ICONic Boyz are good dancers "for their age".
A fake ICONiac is someone who only supports one of the Boyz, and not the whole crew.
A fake ICONiac only thinks there's 7 members of the crew.
A fake ICONiac loves the Boyz, but dislikes GEO Hubela.
Jenn: I just found a new quote!
Abe: What is it?
Jenn: "Starve a bully, feed your soul. STAND GRAND!"
Abe: Who made that?
Jenn: Nick Mara from I.aM.mE!
Abe: So...you're a fake ICONiac, huh.
fake ICONiac by facespaceGRANDer August 23, 2011

fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"
fake candid by deacon frost November 24, 2014

Fake people 

People who talk behind your back and smile in your face.People who say something and look back.People who start beef just to see you fustrated.People who just use you until you don't have nun else.They would do anything to make their self look good.They act like your best friend but really not.
People trying to be you friend just to use you😤😤 fake people