Facebook

A place frequented mostly by older people that pretend to be the type of person they wish they were when they were 18 years old.

Where people that see themselves as some sort of village celebrity give hourly press releases as to what they have done or plan to do and the more normal of their friends can't look away as it's cringe worthy entertainment of the highest order!

"Where people that see themselves as some sort of Facebook celebrity"

by Suicidal_Blonde August 2, 2015

Facebook

A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.

Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!

by xgirlybooknerdx February 27, 2015

Facebook

A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday

Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.

by Kkit'sallgood February 5, 2012

facebook

facebook is a site for people usually with an iq less than 80 OR they are usually over thirty. perfect for stalking n poking.

chat on facebook tonight, yeah?

by wellhello333 December 25, 2016

facebook

just another web hive

facebook is so over, you should try second life!

by dlgt December 26, 2007

Facebook

The only book teenagers read these days.

Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.

Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.

Ciera: Good one.

by nopantszone August 2, 2010

Facebook

The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.

Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.

Mom: Are you doing your homework son?

Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.

Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.

Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!

by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010