"If you were taking care of your man, he wouldn't be cheating on you with me".
"oh, the Universal slut excuse , classic. "
"oh, the Universal slut excuse , classic. "
by 84hf84ujfjj October 19, 2008
Get the Universal slut excuse mug.Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.
by Melanie September 26, 2004
Get the excuserise mug.When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!
by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007
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Get the Excuse mug.by cheeched4life September 22, 2008
Get the excused mug.Commonly referred as EMI, Excuse my independence was a local punk rock band founded in Toronto, Canada. It's members included vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Vittorio Spanu (V.J); Lead guitarist, Sam Jerez; Bass guitarist, Christian Jimenez and drummer, Jorge Villeda. The band had a lot of potential and most of their songs were starting to become very popular, nevertheless, argues and complains that summoned between the drummer and the other three members brought the band to an indefinite hiatus that has lasted until today. Recently, Bass player, Christian Jimenez, confirmed a reunion concert that will take place some time during May of 2010 in which V.J, Sam and himself will play some of their favourite covers including hits from their never released album "From heartache to headache." In addition, ex drummer, Jorge Villeda, was not invited to make part of this reunion concert.
by Rivers Retmor April 25, 2010
Get the Excuse My Independence mug.An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.
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