never ever have i ever

a "gettin" drunk game that u play. Everyone sits in a circle with their drink and u go around the circle and each person has to say something that they have never done, but whne u say it u say.."never ever have i ever...(and then the thing that you've never done.) and anyone in the circle who has done the thing u said.. MUST take a drink!

"never ever have i ever done pot laced with angel dust"

(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)

by Ashley June 18, 2006

Best band ever

An opinion, every person has a diffrent view of what it is and there is no right or wrong awnser, exept the Jonas Brothers, who are a bunch of shit playing fags.

THe Best band ever is the band who is the Polar opposite of the Jonas Brothers.

by Amsahater7339 September 14, 2009

Best Week Ever

The most hilarious show on VH1. A bunch of D-list celebratities crticize and make fun of the previous week. The make a lot of funny comments about A-list celebraties.

You got to see VH1's I love the 90 series. It is similar to Best Week Ever.

by Eggy_Chuck55 January 10, 2006

fucking coolest person ever

Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.

Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.

by K3n7 September 9, 2008

never have I ever

A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).

That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

gayest gay to ever gay

someone who is very gay

I always knew Ricky Martin was the gayest gay to ever gay, but none of my friends believed me.

by queen of ontd July 8, 2010

worst pain ever

This sensation is best experienced by using the following method:

For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.

For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.

Dave: "Ready Tom?"
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"

Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".

by Babies September 13, 2006