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Eastern Europe

The Eastern half of Europe, as the name states, which contains about half of the European countries. Not to be mistaken with Western Europe.
Wow, I thought I bought a train ticket for Western Europe, but here I am, in Eastern Europe! Oops!
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Easter Island

the act of being or getting stoned from marijuana
Mike scored a sweet dime bag last night and we got Easter Island and ordered five pizzas.
by SteveoK January 11, 2010
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Easter

The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.
This Rabbit theory is the only possible explanation for our Easter traditions.
by Mosier17 June 7, 2007
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Russian Easter Egg

When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"

"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
by Firedude1980 October 11, 2014
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Emster

A person that is not emo, nor hipster, but merely a mixture of both.
Friend 1: Dude, my cousin got a new haircut.
Friend 2: How does he/she look now?
Friend 1: She kinda looks emster now.
Friend 2: Cool? I guess.
by AvastK December 30, 2010
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Eastern European girls

Very sexy girls that originate from Eastern Europe, mainly from Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Croatia, Ukraine, Latvia and so on. They are known for their very sexy and slender bodies and most have natural blonde hair with blue eyes. Their thin bodies show that some could be anorexic and some Eastern European girls are fat but this is very uncommon in that part of the world. Most prostitutes come from Eastern Europe. They are the most beautiful women in the world and most speak English with a very sexy accent.

Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.

On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Adam: Hey Joe check out this picture of my new girlfriend and she's from Russia.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009
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Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs are hidden links or files coded into software or websites.
In the end, they are useless gags that programmers include for fun.
Did you find the easter eggs in phantastyk.ca?
No, but I found the easter eggs in Adobe Photoshop 6.0.
by Paul Perreault December 28, 2005
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