jaida essence hall

the prettiest drag queen ever

who's the prettiest drag queen ever
jaida essence hall obviously

by I_just_want_some_tea_please September 14, 2020

Essex girl

cheap, easy, loud and dumb

dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick

by g September 17, 2003

essex

A county in the South East of England, it is known predominantly for sales of Ford Escorts, and the additional "mods" that make these vehicles "tits". Heavily populated with Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins, ahem. Essex Boys are known for their smugness, usually because they get laid with far more frequency than their Northern counterparts.

"Oh mah gaaaawd dat car iz teeeetz dude. 'E must be such a geeza. Dyew fink e'll let me blow 'im? I 'ope so cuz aym kinda 'ungry innit. Ahhhhhhhh sale at Burberry! teeeeeeetz!"

by Ms Kate November 28, 2004

joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is👌 every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.

Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.

by Sassy unicorn April 20, 2014

Essex girl

A bird who can get fucked by any bloke in romford if she so wants,but probably all ready has been fucked by every bloke in romford,and gets hammered in doors before going out,on cheap wine just to save on cash...the tight bitches!

"hey dave,i aint had a bunkup for ages,shall we go down romford have a fight and pull a few whores(Essex girls)?"

by gilz July 5, 2006

Du essen die scheiße

German slang for "you eat that shit"
Often used as a sexual innuendo concerning oral sex.
Often followed by "das ist fantastisch" "naturally" or words to that extent.

Vassia, du essen die scheiße!.. Das... ist... fantastisch!..

by RedOktober May 25, 2009

Essence

A girl who has been through more than anyone would think, she has a lot of pain going on in her life but she’s fighting through it one step at a time. She has a beautiful body that everyone still to this lots of people dream of having, she welcomes everyone into her heart hoping that no one would ever break it. If you ever meet essence you better hold tight and get ready for the ride of your life time.

Girl 1- is that essence?

Girl 2- YUP!

Girl 3- yeah I’m friends with her and It’s amazing.

by Shonti crazy June 5, 2021