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Epic leetness

When you become too epic for anyone else you gain the essence of Epic Leetness which you can share with other people

Epic Leetness can be used to defeat all evil


ant. epic failfest
Guy 1: Dude I'm so epic.

Guy 2: Hey do you still have epic leetness I can have?

Guy 1: Nah I dont think so I gave it all away to my cousin.
by Failfest April 1, 2009
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Epic Failure

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
by Nick Callies April 29, 2008
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Epic Banana

The brilliant mac freeware game company started by Ryan Foltz around 1996. Originator of the 'commiting small crimes' genre and creator of such classics as A Day At Work, The Establishment, Stranded With Tim, Badicoot Milk and GunPlay.
Epic Banana is the best game company ever!
by kitsch October 28, 2003
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epicgasm

To orgasm due to the witnessing of something of extreme epic proportions.
Ex. 1) Person One: This game is fucking sweet!
Person Two: I know, I think I just had an epicgasm.

Ex. 2) Stupid Person: Omigad, The Happening waz such a good movie, don't u think??? It made me epicgasm lolol
Me: ...You're a fucking idiot.
by baileyFTW March 5, 2009
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epic struggle

When you're sitting in class or work and keep falling asleep every few seconds and waking up.

You struggle to keep your eyes open and stay awake to avoid criticism from your teacher or boss.
Ben: Damn, I was having an epic struggle today in bio!
Chris: Yeah me too, learning about the circulatory system sucks.
by Ben from Rochester April 30, 2009
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Epic Trail of Tears

When being pwned so hard it is compared traveling the Trail of Tears by skidding on your bare ass.
Steve had to travel the epic trail of tears after he was chainsawed by the bot A. Carmine. (See Lynchville)
by Vaanderpantz August 9, 2009
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Epic tale, brethren

by Jeeeeeenyus July 7, 2010
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