Envelope Titties

When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.

Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!

by chabooksauce February 24, 2009

Edgelord

Someone who tries to provoke others through offensive (often sexist or racist) comments.

Brandon said that women belong in the kitchen. He's an edgelord. Don't let him bother you.

by Maybnot April 27, 2021

Edgelord

Someone who keeps on edging instead of cumming and ends up blowing a huge load

Wow thats so much cum

Yes i'm an edgelord

by Ricky The Blazer March 31, 2021

Engelke

1. Noun: A person (male or female) who can finish off an entire 17 inch burrito by himself, plan a perfect escape mid-bank robbery, and chew through curium at critical mass, but for the love of him/her struggle greatly with simple tasks such as remembering where he/she put his/her keys.

2. Verb: To yell out "killa" in a highly inappropriate place, such as a Whole Foods or a showing of the movie "Constantine".

3. Adjective: An odd, yellowish/green hue.

1. Sam: God dude, what did I do with my wallet? ... You gonna finish that pizza?

Bryce: Dude, you're such an engelke

2. Carlo: My girlfriend engelked during the Chick Corea concert yesterday and got us both kicked out

3. Matt: Ohh, dude. I feel kind of sick.

Max: You're looking a bit engelke, dude. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that shrimp.

by Dionarapthevicious April 15, 2009

envelopmental therapy

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)

john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

Edgelord

A person who thinks they are based with their trolling but really is just base.

Just ignore that troll. He thinks he's some kind of Edgelord.

by Ruedii May 3, 2021

idiot-envelope

A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.

1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"

2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."

by cc808 July 23, 2007