Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

Elder Gen-Z'er

The name for the portion of the population born roughly between the years 1997-2003. They're definitely not millenials, but don't quite fit in with other gen-z'ers either.

Grew up on shows like SpongeBob and Wizards of Waverly Place, and probably had a Playstation 1 or 2 when they were a kid.

i just can't relate to tiktok zoomers... i'm definitely an elder gen-z'er

by chixlbix May 5, 2023

Japanese Elderclit Sundae

Eating Rice, or Sushi or any sort of Japanese food, while the food is still in the mouth, sneeze on to an elderly Japanese woman's clit, and sucking on it.

My grandma turned 85 to I gave her the Japanese Elderclit Sundae for her birthday

by Magic Coal Man May 2, 2019

Elara

13th Moon of Jupiter.

What's the 13th moon of Jupiter called?
Oh, that's Elara.

by xarsenicx March 10, 2009

aboriginal elders

Aboriginal men and women who are recognized, respected and consulted for their wisdom, experience, knowledge and background, not necessarily the oldest in the community.

Aboriginal elders are highly respected people.

by tracy.j July 31, 2017

Elder Juice

juice of an elder

man, thats a lot of elder juice
that elder has a lot of elder juice

by Bemma Tolbourne February 19, 2009

Tribal Elder

A respected man in African villages that (normally has aids) has sex with the village people and travels far to have sex with other africanites to impregnate them with aids babies so that they can further spread aids unknowingly.

Tribal Elder: Hey Babe i'm da motherfuckin tribal elder fuck my black 14 inch cock you whore!!!!! 8================>

Babe(black bitch): OK I SUCK YUM COC CUM IN MA EYE

by BIGBLACKDICK16inch July 16, 2011