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eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missourilast night. She said it was the best she ever had.
by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023
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Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.
I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.
by Apple Clis January 31, 2024
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Eggplant

“NO EGGPLANT!”
- Hwang Hyunjin
by Iknowleeknow June 26, 2024
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Eggplant Express

A girl who has sex with lots of men. It's another term for the cock carousel.
She rode the Eggplant Express in her 20's and early 30's, now at 35, she's had her fun and wants something real.
by Enko247 May 20, 2025
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Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member
John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025
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Eggplant parm

1) An interracial couple consisting of one individual of African descent and one of Italian descent.

2) The offspring of someone of African descent and someone of Italian descent.
1) Tyrone and Adrianna make a great eggplant parm.

2) Johnny is an excellent example of the American melting pot, a real eggplant parm.
by PaulieTheWop November 19, 2025
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Eggplant parm

Noun

1) An interracial couple consisting of one person of African descent and one person of Italian descent.

2) The offspring of a couple consisting of one person of African descent and one of Italian descent.
1) Tyrone and Adrianna make a great eggplant parm.

2) Johnny is an excellent example of the American melting pot, a real eggplant parm
by PaulieTheWop November 19, 2025
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