shock me like an electric eel

when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.

guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)

by Rohypnol October 21, 2008

Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

by Red man December 4, 2019

thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.

"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "

by PorkyPie April 10, 2024

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

Eel soup

An internet porn-video that shows a asian girl inserting a funnel in another girls ass. The first girl then puts several dozen 1 inch baby eels in the funnel and makes sure they all go into the others balloon knot worm hole. The funnel is then taken out and the 2nd girl starts farting the eels out of her ass. The first girl then eats and sucks on some of these eels that were that were fartened out by the girl 2.

people who watch eel soup videos should go to tartarus

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

Eel in Mongolia

To have no idea what you are doing or to lack experience in a given area.
Explanation: There are not eels in Mongolia, so an eel in Mongolia would likely have no idea what they are doing and lack experience

“Like an eel in Mongolia”
“I have about as much experience as an eel in Mongolia”
“Do you know what you are doing? About as much as an eel in Mongolia”

by mrbookworm March 17, 2024

Ethel Eel

A fat hag with thick belly and big teeth.

Bully and mean.

ex. Is that ethel eel? ew!!!
r: I think it is!!!

by The thick pigs October 30, 2022