Ear Rape

When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.

That ear rape hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!

by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017

Ear Wax

A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.

I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing

by Croatalin November 24, 2013

Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

by Spike January 6, 2005

cloth ears

Noun: A deaf person; a person who is hard of hearing.

Originates from the northern English county of Lancashire and in particular Blackburn during the industrial revolution. Blackburn was home to many cotton mills (weaving and spinning)- commonly very noisy places that caused deafness due to the noise and a buildup of cotton dust in the ear.

Oi - cloth ears... are tha' deaf? I said come here!

by Mark Burton September 12, 2006

hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.

by agninaoakz September 20, 2014

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

by Terrum December 19, 2019

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

by Jookson910 February 9, 2018