Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

out of water experience

When you take a poop so big that part of it sticks out of the toilet water.

Man last night I had the deluxe cheese fries and had an out of water experience. The fabreeze didn't stand a chance.

by Jahms Snow March 1, 2015

Goodwill experience

When you see something at the ticketed price that is pretty cheap already but when you go to the register and you see the price is LOWER, that is a Goodwill experience.

So, I went to Old Navy and wanted to buy these flip flops on sale for $8.99 but when I got to the register they were only $4.92! That's the Goodwill experience!

by cclassics July 29, 2009

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

Out of body experience

An out-of-body experience (OBE or sometimes OOBE) is an experience that typically involves a feeling of floating outside one's body and, in some cases, the feeling of perceiving one's physical body as if from a place outside one's body (autoscopy).

A out of body experience is a person who is dead or going to die

by Dr Mac Sigma November 24, 2016

pad experience

The realization, then the confusion, upon stumbling across an unexpected relative (Aunt Flow). College students across the nation came up with this word in order to easilly describe a messy situation. Usually involves parties and alcohol.

I had a pad experience last night.

by Raoul Hazard February 27, 2005

Missing Time Experience

The feeling of spontaneously moving from one point in time to another one much later knowing you were there, but with no recollection of any of the events in between. May or may not be brought on by chemical abuse. Can be caused by a significant Teflon Moment.

Also used as a place holder for a missing memory.

Most of my college weekends are a Missing Time Experience.

by Claybabe2k December 30, 2009