dry texter

when someone can't hold a conversation and replies with one word answers.

"Jared is such a dry texter."
"amber can hold a conversation, she is not a dry texter!"

by tiktokfan2 June 1, 2020

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Dry Austin

A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.

“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin”

by Plzmakethisathing November 12, 2020

Dry Chippydog

When a girl or guy ferociously gives a guy a handjob against his will and with no lubricant.

Adam: ahh Maddy what are you doing?!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!

by pinchybrah August 3, 2019

Dry Danny

The action of putting one's dry big toe into another's ear. Not to be confused with the wet Danny or the wet Willy.

While driving my girlfriend gave me a dry Danny from the back seat!

by DryDanny August 26, 2017

Dry Hammock

pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water

person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water

by rokthemullet July 8, 2014

Dry Greek

Anal sex (usually of the surprise kind) without lube of any kind. Greek style.

I gave her the Dry Greek last night, now she can't sit properly.

by Lord Fucktard September 25, 2014