Jihadist's Dozen

72 count or a half dozen dozens

if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)

by jayrobs June 28, 2017

suck Thirteen for a dozen

A way for two straight Men to announce to one another that a Super Gay Man is around.

Holly Shit..Look who we just hired! Yeah That guy would definitely “Suck thirteen for a Dozen”

by EricVonEric October 5, 2017

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

Drug Dealers Dozen

Like the bakers dozen, a drug dealers dozen never means 12. It refers to the fine art of a drug dealer undersupplying quantity.

Phil "I thought you were getting a couple of 6 packs! This is a drug dealers dozen"

Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"

by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

a few timbits short of a dozen

Canadien version of One Donut Short of a Dozen

Oh he's a few timbits short of a dozen

by CanadianGuy428 September 18, 2020

Dirty Dozen

1-See D12.
2-See dirty dozens.

by Fangsta March 20, 2003