Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

Douche

A e6 in the Marines by the name of Devon Harris.He has no friends except Quinn his tool bag buddy,cant say w's and has no tact or common sense

Man Harris actually told me to get him the stapler off his own desk today,What a douche.

by Harrisisatool March 20, 2010

douche

1) French Word for shower
2) A spray-bottle used for washing out gooey, clammy, stinking, fithy, grotesque, sticky, dribbling, ol' minges!

Jason was fed up of using his tongue to clean out Charlies filthy pussy, so he decided to buy her a set of douches. With-in a week the douches had got rid of the smell of rotten seafood, and no longer did Charlie cram Jason into her snatch and make him have a clam soup delicasy.

by Meat-curtain drawer April 19, 2006

Douche

Adjective: Used to offend people

Verb: To cleanse your asshole In preparation for an anal party

Adjective;
Catherine: “I can’t believe Marquita told my mother that I accidentally queefed on her bed!!”
Elizabeth: “I can’t believe it either! She’s such a douche”

Verb;
Mark: “Are you ready for tonight’s anal fest??”
Bruce Jenner: “Soon! I’m about about to douche my asshole so no shit goes on any dick after being shoved HARD in my tight ass!”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 8, 2022

Douche

douche
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!

Steve is such a douche...

by Anti Douche October 13, 2014

Douche

An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.

"BEGINNERS CANT PLAY !!!" "But yesterday you were a beginner yourself you DOUCHE !"

by Zippydeedooda December 22, 2009

douche

1.(verb) To mariniate the vagina.
2. To have oil and vinegar added to a sub sandwich

Yeah, I'll have lettuce, tomato, onions and why not? Douche it!

by Jymbo June 11, 2006