wet the dorito

a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.

guy 1 "im bored and horny"
guy 2 "lets play wet the dorito"
guy 3 "thats a most excellant idea!"

by qacko2626 November 18, 2010

Dorito Chip

Army, 1st Armored Division patch.

did you see that Dorito Chip? yeah he is in 1AD.

by driver47 April 5, 2008

Dorito Dick

When a man has an uncircumsized penis and is not particularly focused on hygiene. When foreskin is "rolled back" and the dick is revealed, it is cheesy and dirty and gross looking.

I don't think I could have sex with an uncut guy, I'd be too afriad of Dorito Dick.

by Smiley Wiley's whore August 17, 2006

dorito boner

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.

"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."

by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011

Dorito finger

When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.

Did you hear about Paulie? She got Dorito fingered by her boyfriend!

by beavispresley April 20, 2009

Danny Dorito

A Racial Slur refering to Italians Simular to Daygo.

Daygo andd Danny Dorito

by Youngone95 March 10, 2009

Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

by Scout339 September 22, 2022