doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.

Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"

by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca March 12, 2011

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023

Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021

doorknob

Describes a popular girl who has relations with many because "everyone gets a turn".

"You have not met Mary? You might like her - she's such a doorknob."

by fastflyguyy January 6, 2015

Doorknob

Something that has already been touched by Killer Queen

Killer queen has already touched that doorknob.

by Cool psyeudonym November 26, 2024

Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.

Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue

by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019