Muddy Doody Society

A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)

Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.

Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?

Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.

by Looneylarry August 29, 2012

Doody Toots

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.

No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.

by unitedstains September 12, 2013

Chop doobs

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

Danny said to Mick "lets go chop some doobs tonight "

Chop doobs and then you're hood lad.

by St1ckee December 7, 2020

doofy shake

A shake in the program "after effects" that contains of using the steps -180 y positioning or 180 at the end of your clip it gonna be a 0 and then you do the over size graph to create it. This shake is used in many different types of edits and amvs in the editing community via instagram, vine, and tiktok.

Morbius: Did you see Lynix's edit? The doofy shakes hit different!

by PolaroidSavagePanda June 14, 2022

Doopy

A man who only has money on his mind and bitches.

Frank Franchise shit.

''That nigga doopy still asking for nitro?''

by Oliver Hanma September 6, 2022

Whack a Mole Doozy

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar

Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!

by The Hispanic Hand Grendade November 17, 2018

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023