Dipshit

(noun) One who is lacking in mental capability to understand life's simplest things, such as completing a simple task given or simply opening a jar of mayonnaise without assistance.

1) "Wow, you drank that entire gallon of lethal fluids? You're such a dipshit!"

2) Anyone with lower than a 12th Grade education is often a dipshit or does dipshit type things.

3) Every Will Ferrell Movie involves his character being a dipshit.

4) "Wow, did you just run into a door? You're such a dipshit!"

by President of JMV Mom Fan Club December 1, 2013

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Dipshidiot

An individual lacking complete common sense and judgment.
An individual whose best brain cells have been used up or left behind.

Can you believe that dipshidiot?

Did you just hear what that dipshidiot said?

by overworkedmom July 31, 2011

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dipset

to leave a place
also a rap group

a dog lets dipset
diplomat records

by skateboard p May 28, 2006

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lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.

(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"

by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005

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dipschwau

The new AMERICAN cuss word. Lighter than the usual four letter derogatory terms. Use it at school, at home, in your place of worship. It makes no religious or racial statement. Its a P.C. cuss for a P.C. world. Used as an adjective, it allows you to express just how inept, stupid or clueless you feel a person, place or thing is.

" I can't believe you canceled HBO, you fucking dipschwau!"

by Cook Brothers Racing September 5, 2008

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