Jacob Diedrich

my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse

Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.

by shawnte's dictionary January 30, 2020

Gibficking dinderlumps

When you run out of cusswords that give off a powerful energy enough for the situation, so you summon the power of your insanity to summon this fuckass phrase

*bad thing after bad thing is happening*
Person(who you really wanna see): I won't be able to make it over
You: DJDHDIDHDJD GIBFICKING DINDERLUMPS

by Archamedies616 September 29, 2020

Flidder Didder

A southern statement used as an alternative to "oops."

Well, Flidder Didder that ain't good!

by A Southern Fella December 18, 2020

Gustav Dieker

He is a hot young man. if you find a Gustav Dieker you will fall in love with him but when you get to know him you will become suicidal.

Gustav Dieker likes to cum on the toilet and blame it on his dad

by Gustav Larson March 26, 2024

Clammy craw didder

Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.

I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Rat eating Dieper

A Dieper eating rats in your ass.

Marcus: Look i finally got my Rat eating dieper
Mancus: Wow its so cool.

by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024