Polish the dice

To give a blow job. The next step after roll the dice.

Guy 1: She isn't ready to smoosh, but she totally will polish the dice.
Guy 2: Damn I could use a good dice polishing!

by Muracle Whip, Kpo & C-Unit December 4, 2010

shake da dice

To take a chance.
Give something a try.

You should really shake da dice with that girl,cause you never know.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

Get Dicked

To be penetrated by a male sex organ. Can be used as a retort. Similar to "Get Fucked".

Alex: Your an asshole.
Shannon: Get Dicked.

by Simon Terry September 25, 2005

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003

Diceball

A sport that involves 2 players. One attacks, the other defends. A spongey dice is required and a double bed. Behind the bed is a wall with one poster. Also a dartboard is needed.

The defender throws the diceball to the attacker and the attacker tries to head the ball ansd hit the wall. If they hit the wall they get 10 points. If they hit the poster they can either take 10 points or have one throw at the dart board. If the ball lands on the bed they get 5 points.

If the attacker catches or the defender catches the diceball before it hits the floor or bed (not the wall) then they can get 2 points.

There is 4 tournaments in Diceball. 'The DBA Championship', 'Cocoon4 Cup', 'Fossil Cup' and 'The DBA League'. The most prestigious is the DBA Championship. Then the league, then Cocoon4 then Fossil cup. Each round can consist of different amount of throws. (e.g. - 1, 4, 14).

Peter: Hey, Johnny, wanna play some diceball?

Johnny: Definately, I'm ready to go, you're going down

Peter: Haha, I don't think so Johnny! I don't think so!

by Pete616 November 7, 2010

dice monkey

A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.

"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."

by Scott Forster August 4, 2005