Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.
Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.
"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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