Emergency Room Drunk

The kind of serious drunk you get on New Years Eve or Saint Patty's day. So drunk you have to go to the Emergency Room due to alcohol poisoning or injury

Look at that chick with the puke in her hair,passed out on the hood of her truck. She's not just drunk, she's emergency room drunk!

by the Villager December 1, 2010

Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

by still choking victim December 9, 2010

sushi drunk

one of the highest forms of satisfaction. such as getting drunk off wine or champagne is a very happy drunk, getting full off sushi is the happiest form of fullness.

"oh i feel so good right now after that crunchy roll"
"you must be at the peak of your sushi drunk"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009

drunk strength

the hidden and ungodly strength one gets while being drunk. also associated with being incredibly stubborn while drunk.

I tried to rip the beer mug out of Pat's hand, but couldn't due to his insane drunk strength!

I couldn't remove Pat's arm from around my neck because of his incredible drunk strength!

by RGI January 3, 2009

Drunk Dialing

To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!

Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.

by Rejean November 24, 2006

Drunk Bitch Voltron

Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.

Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.

Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).

DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.

Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.

Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.

Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.

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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga

Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?

Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.

Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?

Person 1: How?

Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa

Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.

Person 2: That's what she said!

Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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by WOOOOOOO! July 4, 2009

Slide Show Drunk

In between Drunk and Black-Out drunk, all your memories seem like pictures that only highlight parts of the night, like in a Slide Show.

Man, I was Slide Show drunk last night. I remember being at the bar, the strip club, and McDonalds, but I don't remember what happened in between.

by pat700 December 6, 2009