Demolition Derby

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

by Matt |2 May 9, 2006

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derbis

An amusing synonym for debris. Also, a word to describe someone who is too smart to be a dumbass, and too dumb to be a smartass.

"Woah, man, did you hear what that dude just said?
"Yeah..what a piece of derbis."

by manduh-le-panduh April 13, 2006

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The Derps

A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.

Primer has a serious case of the derps.

Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.

by Str8 Derpin' April 22, 2011

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delicious derby

n. One very delicious derby. Similar to "destruction derby", but all of the cars are replaced with food mobiles.

Guy 1: I just won free tickets to the Delicious Derby.

Guy 2: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh!

by SlugLove April 27, 2009

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Tyler wanks off to beastiality porn 24/7 and doesn’t stop until his mum chops off his dick. His cum is green and has bits in it like orange juice. Tyler is also an absolute cunt. Stay away from him because he’ll convince you to sleep over and rape you while you’re there (please note that if you do go to his house you might witness Tyler Derbyshire humping his dog).

person 1: who is that cunt?
person 2: oh that’s just Tyler Derbyshire
person 1: oh he one that fucked his dog?
person 2: yeah...

by ben ceaplen is a cunt November 17, 2018

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