Turd Dangler

Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.

Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.

Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler

by ginomacdaddy November 9, 2011

portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.

Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.

by Danglemonster September 7, 2016

majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

chain dangle

Have your man on top while the chain smacks your face

Let’s go let the chain dangle in my face

by Toastyshark February 15, 2020

cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.

by hb1020 September 28, 2020

Gangsta Dangle

When a player ensures that his beyatch unknowingly nibbles at his schlong first thing in the morning.

Boys it was my birthday - no better time of the year to Gangsta Dangle my ho

by Kwiss November 6, 2008

dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.

"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."

by Terik October 17, 2007