Meat curtains

The pithy vestibules often referred to as the vulva of the external female anatomy otherwise known as the labia minora, the clitoris, and the labia majora.

My meat puppet offered an encore performance between Janet's meat curtains last night.

by brother blade April 16, 2008

curtain pussy

pussy lips that resemble a closed curtain. One often has to swim through vast amounts of saggy labias to the clitoris and/or pussy canal

John: Damn girl you got a curtain pussy
Tiffany: yea... I DJ diddle way to much with my sorority sisters
John: i don't know if i can find your clitoris
Tiffany: well you've got a saggy slong

by Rumple Forskin October 21, 2010

Beef-Curtain

Large, flappy labia.

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

curtain touching

Another term for a chick masturbating - rubbing her " meat curtains"

"Sue don't need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching"

by bitchwc January 13, 2009

Curtain Nanny

A nanny provided by restaurants so you can enjoy your wine without having to hear your fucking child.

We’ll take 2 bottles of wine and your finest curtain nanny

by StraightGangstaRach May 30, 2018

Curtain Climber

A defiant kid who behaves very badly, is out of control, gets into everything and does everything they shouldn't, including climb curtains. They typically will listen to no one, caregivers and parents alike. They will occasionally respond to bribes and may cooperate for a short time, if you can get them to settle down long enough to hear it.

Jimmy and Lisa's curtain climbers are the worst and I will never babysit for them again!

by TonyaMC419 April 4, 2020

Bush Curtain

1) Level 3 Colonel Burton in Command and Conquer Generals

2) The female Labia

1) Oh hell, you've got Bush Curtain in my base

2) Oh man, check out the Bush Curtains on that chick

by Zorblack November 8, 2008