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cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.
I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.
by brickmason May 22, 2009
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E-coli cubes

The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.
So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!
by YAWA September 30, 2019
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cubic dollars

Having more money than your opponent -- Buying victory. Originated from Drag racing.
"The only substitute for cubic inches is cubic dollars."
by John Arnold January 23, 2006
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cubeish

a descriptive word for somebody who has or seems to have characteristics similar to that of rap artist "Ice-Cube." Use of this word to describe somebody can be to show that one's facial features are similar to Ice Cube's and that they are acting quite "gangster", thus portraying Ice-Cube's Gangster characteristics.
"My friend Shu is so damn Cubeish, with the mean face, beard, fro, and the overall gangster attitude."
by ChibiJeff May 29, 2008
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Cubicle Laughter

A stifled laugher often associated with inappropriate non-work related material at work.

The goal of a cubicle laugh is to prevent others from knowing you aren't working hard because if you're laughing you can't possibly be productive.

Breaking from cubicle laugher into genuine laughter causes the prairy dog effect to occur in surrounding cubes as co-workers wonder what could possibly be so funny.
I burst into cubicle laughter when I learned that Ryan had been crop dusting the opposite end of the building all day.
by trappedinacubiclelaughing August 4, 2009
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cubs

The most potent offense in the MLB.

1) LF Alfonso Soriano
2) SS Ryan Theriot
3) 1B Derrek Lee
4) 3B Aramis Ramirez
5) RF Kosuke Fukudome
6) 2B Mark DeRosa
7) C Geovany Soto
8) CF Felix Pie/Reed Johnson
9) P Carlos Zambrano (2nd best hitting pitcher, #1 is Micah Owings of Diamondbacks)

They are much better than their crosstown rivals the White Sox.
Also, they will be the 2008 World Series Champions!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!! Derrek Lee just hit a walk off grand slam to win the World Series for the CUBS!!!
by TheCubsFan April 27, 2008
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Cubicle Cunt

n. A person who does not control his behavior accordingly in a confined environment. Someone who speaks too loudly, makes comments about people when they are within earshot, and/or eats offensively-smelling food in the office.
John was on the phone for half an hour yesterday, and spoke so loud that the whole office - even the boss - could hear him. And to make it worse, he was actually commenting on co-workers and the boss. If John is not a cubicle cunt, I don't know who is.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
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