crocodiling

talking on your cell phone backstage at a fashion show to make yourself look important, because in reality, nobody cares you are there

"i was back at london fashion week a couple of months back, there were wannabe fashionistas crocodiling all over the place

by lisa55 October 3, 2008

cryodocker

The process of cryogenics has been applied to the popular city boy pastime of "space docking."

Rich city slickers are paying millions to cyrogenically freeze their condom wrapped turds. These prized possessions are then "awakened" after a ten year incubation period and sold on the black market. It is claimed these cryodockers or "super-dockers" can remain serviceable for several years.

David: What are you planning on doing with your pension this year Chris?
Chris grinning mischievously : I'm not worried about that sh*t. Have you ever heard of a cryodocker? I've got several in the pipeline. Believe you me, these babies'll sell like hot cakes 10 years from now

by JD99 February 13, 2009

crocodile hunter effect

The barely understood phenomenon causing an entirely unknown or almost unknown Australian to rise uncontrollably to global stardom before dying tragically on stage or in real life.

"Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin suffered differently from the crocodile hunter effect."

"Who will the crocodile hunter effect claim next?"

by Quiddity September 16, 2008

crocodile

A stapler, hand-operated or electric.

Out of staples! Gotta feed the crocodile!

by pentozali October 16, 2008

crocodile dundee

The proper name for the "alligator fuckhouse" sex act. During intercourse (vaginal/anal) when nearing climax, either partner latches onto the other with their teeth, upon their neck or shoulder and proceeds to death roll with their significant other. Usually rolling off the bed while maintaining penetration, this can be very satisfying for each as the depth of insertion increases significantly.

Things got wild the other night, and she pulled a pulled a Crocodile Dundee on me; bitch pulled me onto the floor, and bruised my hip.

by bad bad dlo brown April 11, 2010

Awkward Crocodile

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.

*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"

by Googly G August 17, 2011

Volatile Crocodile

Alcoholic drink mix of 12oz. of Blue Gatorade and a 1.5oz shot of 151 proof rum/bourbon. Extremely tasty, somewhat mild. Could be interchanged with other Gatorade flavors as well.

-My friend Blake and I were drinking some Volatile
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!

-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!

by Steve Irwin :3 June 21, 2012