crispy croak

knj + crispy croak = fun vids

Pizza man; “do you guys want anything else?”
Knj; “oh my god yes do u have crispy croak”

by The crispiest croaks May 27, 2019

Crispy Concords

A crispy concord is when you are getting a BJ then half way through the girl stops and put some chips onto the penis then starts again and eats the chips as she goes

Last night this girl gave me a "Crispy Concords" and it was really cripsy

by SpacerINC October 23, 2016

crispy frizzle

When a man with a mustache rubs his stash on the inside of a womans ass crack while eating jelly from her anal cavity

Last night my boyfriend gave me a crispy frizzle! I couldn't stop laughing when my husband said I smell like raspberries

by Ribzy October 25, 2010

Wicked Crispy

Awesome, cool, bitchin'

Aren't my shoes Wicked Crispy Blaise?

by sarah February 29, 2004

crispy wank

its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping

i had a crispy wank

by batmans cat September 24, 2009

Crispy Bush

When a someone maturbates and their cum will dry on their pubic hairs, the hair will then become hard or stiff. After the crispy bush phase is complete, you can rub your finger on your pubic hairs and white flakes will come off

After John and Maria had sex, johns cum dried on his pubic hairs resulting in a crispy bush

by Crispy Camelz April 11, 2015

Crispy Mango

(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.

(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…

Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!

by M. C. Gutierrez January 7, 2015