Crippling Depression

You.

I have crippling depression.

by Ido1134 December 5, 2017

Crippling Stank

When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.

Oh my gosh, what is that crippling stank!?!?!?

by Highschool DxD November 21, 2017

crippled simp

Giovanni

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.

by Katias98 March 7, 2022

crippling rationality

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression

"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"

by dablord69 October 23, 2017

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Boner Crippled

Inability to walk due to a public erection

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"

by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016

cripple hot

1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.

When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.

by mixi September 7, 2005