Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

Crapitot

A person who capitalizes every word in their post or message to sound more smart or credible while they are actually looking pretty stupid.

Look at that crapitot. What a retard.

by Jakkekoria September 5, 2016

Criniti

Men have naught to fear, but women.... gird your uterus. Made of dark purple misty smoke, a criniti is vicious in his attacks. The high pitch of a women's voice is his signal that his prey is near. As a closet vaper he can cloak himself in his own smoke. His battle cries include the following, " make me a sandwich" or " go get pregnant. " He stashes all his unfortunate victims in a hidden mopar he keeps out in the boonies. A criniti is not to be taken lightly, all females be advised keep a spare sandwich near to throw in the opposite direction in case a criniti comes after YOU.

I kept my sandwich beside just like you said mom, and when he appeared yelling, "the house isn't up to my standards!" I tossed my sandwich SO far to the other side. It worked just liked you said mom! Thanks for the emergency criniti kit, I was so close to being crinitied! Whew.

by Avionics unite October 21, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Bye bye because your crapits

by Cradatata December 11, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Omg why is that girl such a crapit I honestly cant

by Cradatata December 11, 2016

Crapital

Money spent and wasted on useless crap. a play on the words Capital and Crap

A whole lot of crapital went into that project

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017

cribit

1. When you're having sex and she pulls out a dildo and fucks you with it.
2. When you decide to be gay one night and your girlfriend rides a dildo with you.

Johnny: You heard what happened to Fred?
Randy: Yeah, his girlfriend pulled a cribit on him.

by Kid43 June 6, 2018