Credit Card

A card for hackers to access your account and search history and buy a Mc Heart attack in a bun.

Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.

by F2f bdhr March 20, 2020

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.

I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana

by blockboih September 24, 2021

Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.

"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"

by some dummass March 6, 2023

French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019