John crane

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.

Do not be a john crane

by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019

Dickabod Crane

What you call a man with a big dick.

He is hung like Dickabod Crane.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Crane arms

A person who has very strong arms and typically muscular

My gosh, Tyson has very strong crane arms, he can lift a fridge

by Jahamez July 19, 2019

Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.

I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed

by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

Sophie Crane

The most attractive girl in the world. She is so smart, she is the most loving and caring person in the world. She never gives up and she will always have your back. She is one of a kind, she is the cutest, she’s athletic, and she is very understanding.

Get yourself a Sophie Crane.

by RileyM2 August 8, 2019

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

Anal crane

When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.

I pulled a cracking anal crane on Cal Bats thismorning, split him in half

by Kamishawan November 20, 2020