A little shit hole where everyone knows everyone and anybody with will anything just to have a little fun
by Savagebulldozer666 January 24, 2017

Bro I had sex with this chick last night and afterwards i woke up i saw a big crane stain on my sheets.
by Xemoran October 11, 2015

1 to openly masturbate without shame, and joyfully in public.
2 getting away with totally inappropriate public behavior
2 getting away with totally inappropriate public behavior
by Florida dude the 1st February 7, 2018

A crazy fat ass white boy with 3 nipples in a skate crew called cookies who's real name is Michael Rocco.
I left my Noobus Crane at home, can i use yours?
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.
by Noobus Crane December 14, 2008

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.
by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

Graham: Yeah, haha… Oh No, he’s Jackin the Crane again, he’s using up our wood supply, somebody is gonna get hurt!
by NobodySleeks27 September 28, 2025
