Spanish cousins

By dating a mans ex you become Spanish cousins.

Mike - hey Vince, how are you doing man?
Vince - good man, Mike right?
Mike - ya. I used to date your ex wife. We are basically related. They call that Spanish cousins man.

Vince - right...

by Emerald_lass May 7, 2013

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Demarcus Cousins

When you have a threesome with two chicks that are related, preferably cousins, hence the name. Any bros that happen to be around after a Demarcus Cousins is completed, are obligated to bow down.

Dude, I Demarcus Cousins 'ed the shit out of those chicks at the wedding reception last night.

Who knew those sisters would make for the greatest Deamrcus Cousins of my life!

by Eli.G July 9, 2012

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cousbin • cousin • cousin fucker • cousband • Cousin-in-law • couslings • cousin it • cousin kisser • Cousin Skeeter • Cousin Eddie

butt cousins

Cousins or second cousins that are inappropriately affectionate to each other.

Cousins that butt fuck each other.

Hey, what are Aaron and Deanna doing over there?
Oh no, it's cool, they're butt cousins.

by Timeraner March 31, 2011

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Aunt Flo and Cousin Red

Menstrual Period

Man, I'm screwed because Aunt Flo and Cousin Red arrived yesterday.

by spldbrt89l July 2, 2009

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2nd Wiener Cousins

The relationship between two males who have received oral from the same woman.

Josh and I got a blowie from the same girl. That makes us 2nd Wiener Cousins!

by Brown Cowboy January 9, 2013

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When someone very close to you (maybe family related), makes

you think their trust worthy and then they fuck up and end up hurting you,so their too mofo to admit to the shit they committed....and then your fucking forced to probably forgive their punk ass

Monkly: "where the fuck is Fredrick ."

(the pigeon)
Jhon-luc: "idk?"
Monkly: "you better fucking find him when your thirty year old punk as gets home!"
Jhon-luc: (attempt's to lei)
Monkley: (give a death stare leading straight to the gates of fucking hell)
*silence in the room*
John-luc: "ja, I was just making a snack and then he flew...and jumped on the floor..then..."
Monkley: (snaps and told him the fuck off )..."your a dumb ass cousin, I hope you swollow 17 fucking flies in your sleep."

by Mon.kley May 6, 2018

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