Hooded Cobra

1. Another slang term for an uncircumcized penis. Also known as Anteater or Ramos

Jane: Johnny your hooded cobra is so gross. I won't suck you off.

Johnny: I don't care. I have an uncircumcized penis and I am proud

by Honkey March 30, 2004

Do a Kurt Cobain

To commit suicide with a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.

- "Did you hear about that guy the other day?"
- "No, what about him."
- "He did a Kurt Cobain."

--

- "I want to do a Kurt Cobain"

by Roy1984 May 23, 2008

purple cobra

Penis with a large, swollen, purple head due to being constrained in a bondage device. The head (glans penis) turns purple and swells from lack of circulation. While it doesn't flatten like a cobra's hood, the head does swell so it becomes larger similar to a cobra's hood.

He put the cock ring on too tight and now he's got a purple cobra.

by Bucko McCane May 19, 2006

soap cobra

When someone uses your bar of soap in the shower and leaves a pubic hair on it. Usually coiled up with one end raised up looking like a coiled cobra ready to strike.

hey honey next time you use my soap could you wash off all the soap cobras! Its fuckin gross

by freak-o13 September 30, 2009

angry cobra

Giving yourself a suckjob

Tom loves performing the angry cobra.
Tom performs the angry cobra at work.

by W November 1, 2004

Carbar

Carbar - When your at a bar, cannt get a drink and take a group (4-6) depending on vehicle to car to take shots.

Music is on, after a half an hour you realize carbar is better then the actual bar. Better music, free drinks, and better people.

Me - "Hey ladies let me get you a drink at the best bar in town, its right around the corner"

Ladies - "Whats it called?"

Me - "Carbar, they have great shots"

Ladies - "We have never been there before, but sounds cool"

(Show up to car, unlock get in, turn good music on and drink for a few)

Success

by Hookeduppublications June 11, 2010

carbageddon

1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.

2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.

Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.

Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.

by chasingariel September 10, 2011