Cooties

A funny one... Actually
If you are unwanted by someone who you wish to know or make friendship with (girls mostly), they say you got cooties.

In the film Problem Child, at a girls party the central character Junior
is humiliated by friends of the girl when he gets curious to know what presents the girl got. On among the girl's friends says "He's got Cooties".

by Revhead July 31, 2003

cooties

cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..

that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)

by gina and sarah December 28, 2005

Cooties

n. pl. Slang. Lice. Girls got them dude.

Dude, girls have cooties.

by Zach Moore May 13, 2005

cootie

A childlike way of saying something or someone is a cutie.

Alternative of saying in regards to something appealing and attractive be it a person or thing in variance of the word cutie.

He's a cootie

She's a cootie

Now that's a cootie!

by neyes September 14, 2010

Cooties

A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.

Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.

by kamrizzzle November 27, 2010

cootie buddy

a special bond shared between a girl and guy who both have cooties. after arguing about who really has them they come to the decision that they both have them and become bestfriends.

tanner and kailee are eachother's cootie buddy.

by kailee_doll August 13, 2008

Costitude

A person who goes to Church and says that she IS a virgin...YET she is not. And it will COST her in the "end."

Susie-Q

by Blonde Babe October 15, 2003