self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* May 7, 2011

concrete mixer

When a guy cum's on a girls face, then throws her threw a wall

Yeah I was with that skank last night, I gave her a good ole' fashion concrete mixer, now I have to go to the hardware store and pick up some drywall.

by NoodleArms February 28, 2008

concrete breaker

big hude D cell (internet ordered) vibrator made out of cheep plastic that cracks easly and causes television interfrence and is owned by swingers which can be used on him or her (or both if they r lucky)

lets go up stairs for some concrete breakin babe (and when were finished go the shop for a slab of miller bitch!)

by baztheman September 29, 2003

Ass concrete

The mark left on the bowl of the toilet once you've taken a huge dump

"Holy shit... Dude, clean the bowl... you left some epic ass concrete"

by Nigel stapleballs April 10, 2009

conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.

Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 5, 2015

conscrewed

Misconstrued in a way that is detrimental to the original intent.

The protesters message was conscrewed because people misunderstood and then were offended.

First usage by Larry Fitzgerald on CNBC squawk box at 8:30am on Friday, February 2nd, 2018.

by cmaker May 4, 2018

Concrete Mixer

1) An Alcoholic Beverage made by placing lime and baileys together in a shot glass, in a fashion that they stay separated. It is then placed in the mouth for compeditive purposes to see who can keep it sloshing round the most (as it curdles and goes lumpy like concrete)

2) a device for mixing lime, sand and pebbles into a mix that can be laid down , which hardens when left long enough. (concrete)

1) damn, that dude had a concrete mixer for a good 6 minutes.

2) laid some concrete last night, woke up this morning, and there were damn cat foot prints all over it.

by theJackal July 28, 2004